Today was my smoothest travel day yet. Instead of waking up extra early to catch a flight or two all I did was take a 5 minute shuttle bus ride from the hotel to the Carnival Inspiration.
This is only a 4 day cruise or a booze crooze. There tends to be a younger crowd who are looking to party. When I went up to Lido deck for dinner I met two extremely intoxicated young women who were searching the ship for a lost clutch. They were amazed that I knew what that is: a small purse without straps (my wife has a purse/tote/bag/clutch/pouch-to-put-stuff-in problem). I was amazed they were able to walk up the stairs without falling. Next I saw a woman passed out on a table near the pool. Her friends were loudly “wooing” and she didn’t move a muscle. Just before I got to the buffet there were a bunch of guys piling into the washroom to watch Jim “yak his guts out”!
I have a feeling I might have to deal with a few hecklers during my R rated show tonight.
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